Fate/GUDAGUDA Order Chapter19

Oki-ta: That's it for the True Name guessing game this week.
Blue: Let's go home now.
Cycling Girl: I don't know how many time I've said this, that's not necessarily his True Name.
Oki-ta: So basically you're telling me D**lsim is not getting another color palette?
Blue: I can block anything with his Anti-Projectile Noble Phantasm Yoga Sniper Custom! With this I can win on paper!
Cycling Girl: I don't think anybody understands that old Japanese game magazine reference, so please stop.

Chapter19 - Characters

Sakura Saber

Anyway, the one that's attracting all the attention in GUDAGUDA Order, Sakura Saber, her figure is finally relea... What? Postponed... Ugh, this must be Satchou or Kogorou's doing!
Blue

She watches over Shirou's battle again this week, her name is Alt-something-something. It's good that the anime is picking up the pace, but Mo-san is passing out next to Blue after watching the scene where Avalon activates.
Something-rius

Here we go! The rival of the King of Conquerors is here! Now get defeated by the mighty 300! Oh wait, wrong show. Anyway, I am just writing some random names so don't blame me if his True Name ends up being something else. But from the way he keeps yelling "ISKANDAR!" I am 120% sure about his True Name this time.
Waver

As you may know, after witnessing the sad scene of a student backstab (physical) his mentor, Waver Velvet's existence is like a pure light in Zero. If you're curious about his relationship with that Lord Whatever dude, make sure you go read "The Casefile!" You will smile till the very end!
King of Conquerors

The result of me getting too excited and putting out too many characters... Now I have to introduce them all... Oh, this is everybody's favorite King of Conquerors. To be honest, I don't get the feeling that he's guaranteed to be in the game, but if you put that Berserker in the game and not THE King of Conquerors, I think the Great Big-Ben☆London Star will die from rage. Or if the King of Conquerors is put in game, he will die from overspending in the game.
Lord El-Melloi II

He finished Capsule Servant with the King of Conquerors-only deck and in a literal sense conquered every single aspect of the game! Of course with King of Conquerors at level MAX, and 300 hours plus playtime! He captured King of Conquerors' every animation and made them into wallpapers. At the end of all that, he would just scoff at the game and be like "Hmph, this is not that great of a game." He's really just a professor that says anything that comes to his mind.
Flat

When I ask about Flat, a certain TYPE-MOON nerd just starts yelling "What, are we talking about Akiha again? You know some head of the family somewhere is crying now right!" Oh well, just ignore that guy. Oh, speaking of Flat, please read Strange Fake for more information on him!
Trimmau

I NEED THIS! PLEASE!
Rider-san

If you think after all those character introductions I would run out of energy then you're wrong! GUDAGUDA Order is so pro we will never go easy on introducing Rider-san! To be honest, I feel like I can power through till summer if we change the title to GUDAGUDA Rider-san. Huh? It's already summer?