Fate/GUDAGUDA Order Chapter9

Nobukawa: Coming Soon! Coming soon... It still hasn't specified which month in Spring. Astronomically speaking, Spring ends on June 20th... So that means?
Taiko Risshiden Monkey: If you carefully mutter that word again there'll be a battle, Nobunaga-sama!
Cycling Girl: Would you please stop that.
Apparently Only One Arm: By the way where's our King?
MIBURO: Apparently she headed off to kill a Saber or something.
Knight of the Lake: I can't stand that Saber, just from his smell.
Wife is a Hag: Ok, please shut up.

Chapter9 - Characters

Sakura Saber

It's so hard being popular. To be honest, she's probably stronger as an Assassin than a Saber, but it's so hard being popular. Her Presence Concealment and Shukuchi alone would make not just Fate/GO but any game into a crappy game. Oh, I must contact Hijikata-san in Goryoukaku! Okita has won! (That's going too far)
Nobbu

A Heroic Spirit who wants to build a more "Give and Take" relationship with Fate/GO. But this is not what we agreed on devs! Well, I'm not saying I heard that if I try hard enough Nobbu will be in the game! But, how do you put this, I'm not feeling the "Love!"
Monkey

All of you will go buy "Koha Ace Collection" right? Yeah, I am sorry, I know he's THE Lord Taiko. Well, you know there's a saying "You can hit Kinoko's face up to 3 times" right? So I am not going to apologize and beg for forgiveness or anything. But, when I saw Lord Taiko's status, I couldn't even think of a word to describe him because he's just that OP. With how savage the Holy Grail War can be, I just don't want people to forget that feeling... I am really sorry!
Lord Bedi

He sounds just like a teddy bear if you call him "Bedi." In fact, out of all the Knights of the Round Table, everybody acknowledges him as the calm and soothing type. By the way, he's 500 million times more likely than Nobu to join FGO. (personal guess)
Knight of the Lake

Knight of the Lake... Just what exactly is your name again? Not that it matters, I just know he's got the hots for the King of Knights. Oh, he's not like that in the original works so don't get the wrong ideas. Okay, Lady Guinevere?
Knight of the Sun

3 times more powerful during the day, Pseudo Solar Sword Galatine, 13 Kilogram, just a Heroic Spirit who has a whole bunch of OP skills and an old-hag for his wife. Actually, it's not like his wife is really a hag, and he personally insists that she's younger than him. A truly persistent and loyal knight.
Rider-san

We got to talk more about Rider today! Yes, we did it! Actually, it's only natural we talk about her because I really love Rider! I heard she's not in the 2nd season of the anime, damn it! But, have you noticed? This is already the 9th time we've done this, yet we're still Information/Zero. Coach Anzai, I want more apologems!