Nobbu：Coming soon... More like coming now! Come on, this always happens too abruptly!
Berserker Yodo：What a devilish move... No, actually, that sounds like something His Highness would think of! But Chacha's happy that it started so quickly, like one, two...cha-cha-cha! Get it? GET IT!? Oh, for all of my friends down there: join the event and summon the fabulously cute Chacha, okay!?
Okita：And it really is you, Hijikata! What's with your getup!?
Hijji：Oh hey, Okita. Here, take this card.
Okita：A credit card!? Using the troops' funds for a purchase like that...I'd have to commit seppuku!?